Aku, Gopal dan Tok Abah

Penat gila minggu ni. Nilai, KL. Bersesak, berpeluh. Mencari barang dan mecari parking. Bikin panas satu badan. Sipnopsisnya, aku dan wife mencari barang rumah di Nilai 3 dan Ikea. Setelah melalui pelbagai dugaan, akhirnya berjaya membeli barang-barang tersebut.

Membeli belah atau beli barang, merupakan aktiviti yang cuba dielakkan oleh para suami. (Mungkin tidak bagi para boyfriend atau para suami yang part time jadi boyfriend). Tapi jika tak dapat dielakkan, sebagai suami mithali, perlulah memenuhi kehendak isteri tersebut dengan rela hati supaya rumah tangga lebih harmoni.

Pergi ke Nilai 3, rintangan tak mencabar sangat. Boleh handle dengan rileks lagi. Tapi sedikit hot apabila terpaksa menunggu sejam untuk jahit langsir tatkala jam sudah menunjukkan pukul 4 suku. Kereta hampir 2 suku penuh. Nasib baik absorber Gen-2 gagah perkasa membolehkan kereta tak lowered seperti kereta sport yang dimodified.
 

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Habis di Nilai 3, bergerak menuju ke KL dan tumpang tidur di rumah abang ipar. Aku dan abang ipar, bagai...tak perlu diceritakan.




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 Pagi esoknya, bergerak ke Ikea menggunakan GPS handphone Nokia. Setelah bersesat pusat. Sampai juga di Ikea. Di sini lah kesabaran sang suami diuji. Mencari parking hampir 1 jam tak dapat-dapat. Mula lah keluar cerita-cerita lama dimana aku suruh gerak dari rumah abang ipar awal supaya bla bla bla. (Kesian wife aku kena bebel). Ikea punya pasal, sanggup tadah aje telinga.

Lastnya, aku park kat Tesco. Dah berjalan kaki pulak nak ke Ikea. Bawak pulak stroller sebab Alyah Maisarah tidur. Sampai kat Entrance Ikea, tangga dia takde laluan untuk stroller. Dah berangkat pulak stroller dengan Alyah Masisarah sekali. Peluh dah meleleh dah kat dahi ni.

Panas tak dapat parking tadi masih lagi ada. Membuatkan muka aku tak berapa nak senyum. Nasib baik lah air cond kuat kat dalam Ikea. Sejuk sikit. Kesian pulak tengok muka wife. Bukan selalu dapat ke Ikea ni. Jauh tu bro! So layan la. Sang isteri sebuk membuat itu dan ini, menulis kod itu dan ini. Suka benar tengok riak di mukanya. Bagaikan ...pikir la sendiri peribahasa yang sesuai.

Tetiba alyah nak kencing pulak. Adoi! dah sekali lagi uminya kena bebel tak pakaikan pampers siap-siap. Dah nak mencari toilet pulak. Bukan main jauh lagi toiletnya. Kalau orang kena heart attack, memang meninggal dulu baru jumpa toilet.

Dipendekkan cerita, Si isteri berjaya lah mencari barang - barang yang diberkenan dek hati. Muka ceria walaupun kena bebel tadi. Lagi sekali Keperkasaan sang suami diuji. Ada 2 meja dan 1 blue beg yang ada macam - macam dalam tu. Menapak ke parking Tesco. Tak ubah seperti bangla yang pergi bandar time hujung minggu untuk membeli telur, megi sayur dan barangan runcit yang lain.

Setelah siap semua barang dimasukkan ke  dalam kereta tanpa melowered kan kereta, aku pun bergerak balik ke Pahang.

Malam tu, masa nak tidur, Alyah cakap " Alyah jadi Ajaja, Umi jadi Yaya dan walid jadi Gopal". Aku tanya, " Kenapa walid tak jadi Tok abah". Alya jawab " Walid jadi Gopal lah". Aku pun jawab " Gopal pun Gopal la, Alyah jadi anak Gopal, Umi jadi Umi Gopal". Lepas tu aku pun tidur.

My Privacy not Piracy

Believe me,we are going to be together for a long time. Maybe for the rest of our life. And we'll be sharing everything, almost non that left to myself or yours. But...please do me a favor. Please let that "almost non" part to be kept for me and me only. Because that is where i kept all the things that i know you could not bear to share it with me.

Key To Success In Work For Idiot

Keys To Success Joke 1. Never walk down the hall without a document in your hands. People with documents in their hands look like hardworking employees heading for important meetings. People with nothing in their hands look like they're heading for the cafeteria. People with the newspaper in their hands look like they're heading for the bathroom. Above all, make sure you carry loads of stuff home with you at night, thus generating the false impression that you work longer hours than you do. 2. Use computers to look busy. Any time you use a computer, it looks like work to the casual observer. You can send and receive personal e-mail, calculate your finances and generally have a blast without doing anything remotely related to work. These aren't exactly the societal benefits that everybody from the computer revolution expected but they're not bad either. When you get caught by your boss --and you will get caught--your best defense is to claim you're teaching yourself to use the new software, thus saving valuable training dollars. You're not a loafer, you're a self-starter. Offer to show your boss what you learned. That will make your boss scurry away like a frightened salamander. 3. Messy desk. Top management can get away with a clean desk. For the rest of us, it looks like you're not working hard enough. Build huge piles of documents around your workspace. To the casual observer, last year's work looks the same as today's work; it's volume that counts. Pile them high and wide. If you know somebody is coming to your cubicle, bury the document you'll need halfway down in an existing stack and rummage for it when he/she arrives. 4. Voice mail. Never answer your phone if you have voice mail. People don't call you just because they want to give you something for nothing - they call because they want you to DO work for THEM. That's no way to live. Screen all your calls through voice mail. If somebody leaves a voice mail message for you and it sounds like impending work, respond during the lunch hour. That way, you're regarded as hardworking and conscientious even though you're being a devious weasel. If you diligently employ the method of screening incoming calls and then returning calls when nobody is there, this will greatly increase the odds that they will give up or look for a solution that doesn't involve you. The sweetest voice mail message you can ever hear is "Ignore my last message. I took care of it." If your voice mailbox has a limit on the number of messages it can hold, make sure you reach that limit frequently. One way to do that is to never erase any incoming messages. If that takes too long, send yourself a few messages. Your callers will hear a recorded message that says, "Sorry, this mailbox is full" a sure sign that you are a hardworking employee in high demand.

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